The Season's Upon Us tab

Intro: [C] x6


1st verse:
    C  -     F  -          G  -         C  -
The season's upon us, it's that time of year
C  -       F  -            G  -      C  -
Brandy and eggnog, there's plenty of cheer
        C  -          F  -              G  -          C  -
There's lights on the trees and there's wreaths to be hung
        C  -         F  -       G  -        C  -
There's mischief and mayhem and songs to be sung
        C  -              F  -       G  -     C  -
There's bells and there's holly, the kids are gung-ho
     C  -         F  -         G  -        C  -
True love finds a kiss beneath fresh mistletoe
     C  -         F  -            G  -       C  -
Some families are messed up while others are fine
       F>Let ring           G>Let ring             C - F - G - C  - 
If you think yours is crazy... well you should see mine

[C-F][G-C] x3


2nd verse
   C  -        F  -        G  -       C  -
My sisters are wackjobs, I wish I had none
      C  -         F  -       G  -         C  -
Their husbands are losers and so are their sons
   C  -       F  -     G  -        C  -
My nephew's a horrible wise little twit
        C  -      F  -              G  -        C  -
He once gave me a nice gift wrapped box full of shit
   C  -          F  -           G  -    C  -
He likes to pelt carollers with icy snowballs
            C  -         F  -          G  -          C  -
I'd like to take him out back and deck more than the halls
     C  -        F  -         G  -    C  -
With family like this I would have to confess
       C  -       F  -       G  -          C  -
I'd be better off lonely, distraught and depressed


Chorus:
    F                      C
The season's upon us, it's that time of year
G                          C
Brandy and eggnog, there's plenty of cheer
        F                               C
There's lights on the trees and there's wreaths to be hung
        G                       G
There's mischief and mayhem and songs to be sung
F>let ring      G>let ring          C - F - G - C  - 
 They call this Christmas where I'm from

[C-F][G-C] 


3rd verse:
C  -            F  -          G  -        C  -
My mom likes to cook push our buttons and prod
   C  -         F  -          G  -       C  -
My brother just brought home another big broad
    C  -        F  -          G  -          C  -
The eye rollin’ whispers come loud from the kitchen
    C  -           F  -            G  -      C  -
I'd come home more often if they'd only quit bitchin'
C  -       F  -           G  -        C  -
Dad on the other hand's a selfish old sod
       C  -    F  -          G  -      C  -
Drinks whiskey alone with my miserable dog
    C  -          F  -          G  -          C  -
Who won't run off fetch sure he couldn't care less
   C  -       F  -           G  -        C  -
He defiled my teddy bear and left me the mess


Chorus:
    F                      C
The season's upon us, it's that time of year
G                          C
Brandy and eggnog, there's plenty of cheer
        F                               C
There's lights on the trees and there's wreaths to be hung
        G                       G
There's mischief and mayhem and songs to be sung
F>let ring      G>let ring          C - F - G - C  - 
 They call this Christmas where I'm from

[C-F][G-C] 


Bridge:
    F               G
The table's set, we raise a toast
    Am  -   C  -         F
The father, son, and the Holy Ghost
    F                     C
I'm so glad this day only comes once a year
        G    -     Am     -     B      - D
You can keep your opinions, your presents, your happy new year
F>let ring      G>let ring          C - F - G - C  - 
 They call this Christmas where I'm from
F>let ring      G>let ring          C - F - G - C  - 
 They call this Christmas where I'm from